BERNIE, BATMAN AND JOKER -- A poem by Bill Kochman.
Visit my poetry page at https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry/ to see all my poetry, along with related Bible study resources, all in one place, and organized by poem category. Thanks!I really don’t participate in all of the Bernie memes, mainly because I don’t believe in ridiculing people just because they embrace views which are different from my own.But then I saw this graphic on my friend Terry’s timeline. So, I got a sudden inspiration, started joking around, and I ended up composing the following silly poem. Terry complimented me, apparently appreciating my humor and sarcasm. So, I decided to share the poem with all of my friends here. Thus, here you go:Bernie, Batman and Joker,Sitting in a cell,Bernie listens closely,While Batman gives Joker hell.Bernie is all wrapped up,For bats can carry fleas,But Joker is so crazy,He sits there quite at ease.Then Bernie gets an itch,Somewhere around his knee,But mittens just won’t let him,Get rid of that darn flea.Joker then laughs loudly,At Bernie’s itchy plight,But across the table it’s quiet,No sound from the Dark Knight.A bat, a flea, a Joker,A strange crowd indeed,Bernie wants to scratch,But his mittens do impede.Poor Bernie then decides,For help he must ask,But no one understands him,He’s garbled through his mask.The moral of this story:Don’t wear mittens or a mask,For if you get a flea,Removal will be a difficult task.
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